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His senior year, Howard finds out he's about to inherit a million | His senior year, Howard finds out he's about to inherit a million | ||
dollars from his grandparents. Howard wants Joe to manage his | dollars from his grandparents. Howard wants Joe to manage his | ||
business <ref>far-fetched</ref> ideas. Joe goes to community college; | business<ref>far-fetched</ref> ideas. Joe goes to community college; | ||
Howard squanders his inheritance renting a mansion, buying expensive | Howard squanders his inheritance renting a mansion, buying expensive | ||
cars, etc. | cars, etc. | ||
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10:20: 'Is it the smouldering beauty of my purple eyes… - Joe | 10:20: 'Is it the smouldering beauty of my purple eyes… - Joe | ||
is the most beautiful, charming, intelligent person in the world, all | is the most beautiful, charming, intelligent person in the world, all | ||
men and women want to be with him. | men and women want to be with him.<ref>Later used in [[Lover Man]] | ||
(it's the opening), [[Loved One, The (Remix) | The loved one (remix)]], | (it's the opening), [[Loved One, The (Remix) | The loved one (remix)]], | ||
and [[Waiting For The Bell]].</ref> | and [[Waiting For The Bell]].</ref> | ||
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to them. | to them. | ||
23:20: Joe's in north Redondo Beach <ref>a small city in Los Angeles | 23:20: Joe's in north Redondo Beach.<ref>a small city in Los Angeles | ||
county, on the ocean, expensive</ref> | county, on the ocean, expensive</ref> Nichole sings along with the | ||
jukebox. Joe has a shot of Old Taylor <ref>a noted bourbon from | jukebox. Joe has a shot of Old Taylor.<ref>a noted bourbon from | ||
Kentucky</ref> | Kentucky</ref> | ||
24:00: 2 fat bikers get loud, grab a Korean girl. Joe stands up to | 24:00: 2 fat bikers get loud, grab a Korean girl. Joe stands up to | ||
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wants Joe to take off his; he demurs - she calls him 'Grandpa'. She | wants Joe to take off his; he demurs - she calls him 'Grandpa'. She | ||
swims then takes him to her apartment, which is trashy. She tells him | swims then takes him to her apartment, which is trashy. She tells him | ||
that her parents took her to amusement park at the end of a pier | that her parents took her to amusement park at the end of a pier<ref>there used to be one on Santa Monica pier, just up the | ||
<ref>there used to be one on Santa Monica pier, just up the | |||
beach</ref> when she was a girl; in the house of mirrors she saw the | beach</ref> when she was a girl; in the house of mirrors she saw the | ||
face of a beautiful man, which turns out to be Joe's, wants to make | face of a beautiful man, which turns out to be Joe's, wants to make | ||
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== Footnotes == | == Footnotes == | ||
[[Category:Serious_Monologue]] | [[Category:Serious_Monologue]] | ||
[[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] | [[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] |