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== Synopsis == | == Synopsis == | ||
Unnamed person ([[Clement von Franckenstein]]) tells the story of his | |||
life: parents dying in plane crash when he was a boy, friends of | |||
theirs raising him, attending Eton, service as an officer in the Royal | |||
Scots Greys (through the services of a guardian's brother), where he | |||
acted badly, was disciplined, visited the working girls at the | |||
Reeperbahn in Hamburg, 'bum actor' in Los Angeles (playing Henry 8 at | |||
<i>1520 AD</i>, a restaurant theatre), attending church (All Saints in | |||
Beverly Hills), where he would read the lesson, orgies at his friend | |||
Daud's (Daud Alani, owner of <i>1520 AD</i>), his adventures with | |||
women. | |||
26: [[Laura Esterman]] leaves an angry answering machine message | |||
<ref name=ThankYou> originally in [[Thank You, You're Beautiful]].</ref> | |||
33: Joe tells us about the extreme decorations he's put on his house | |||
this Christmas, its appreciators and protesters. He carries a cross, | |||
goes to the stations of the cross (Starbucks, 3rd street promenade, | |||
Santa Monica Hospital...) | |||
37: Neighbor Pamela joins him in his Jacuzzi. Her late husband, an | |||
archer, attacked a passenger plane with his bows and arrows from his | |||
Cessna, crashed. | |||
40: Joe spends Christmas in a bath, cuts himself enough to turn the | |||
water pink, but not enough to kill himself, a 'virtual suicide'. | |||
41: [[Laura Esterman]]'s angry answering machine message <ref name=ThankYou /> | |||
48: Joe's at a party, drinking hot rum punch, sitting on a sofa; a | |||
woman with a cast wants him to write on it. <ref>originally in [[Road To Hell]].</ref> | |||
52: [[Laura Esterman]]'s angry answering machine message <ref name=ThankYou /> | |||
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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Legacy Synposis</div> | |||
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*A man talks about his life: | *A man talks about his life: | ||
**He's attracted to voluptuous women. A sexual encounter as a teenager. Life with his foster uncle after his parents die. | **He's attracted to voluptuous women. A sexual encounter as a teenager. Life with his foster uncle after his parents die. | ||
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**Virtual suicide and bathing in blood at New Years. Joe is at a holiday party, meets a young woman and writes "Regret not the momentary impulse" on her cast. | **Virtual suicide and bathing in blood at New Years. Joe is at a holiday party, meets a young woman and writes "Regret not the momentary impulse" on her cast. | ||
**"Keep god incorporated" nonsense advice monologue. | **"Keep god incorporated" nonsense advice monologue. | ||
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== Interesting Facts == | == Interesting Facts == | ||
*Shares material with other programs, including [[Road To Hell]]. | *Shares material with other programs, including [[Road To Hell]]. | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
== Footnotes == | |||
[[Category:Real_People]] | [[Category:Real_People]] | ||
[[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] | [[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] | ||
[[Category:Clement von Franckenstein]] | [[Category:Clement von Franckenstein]] | ||