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== Synopsis ==
== Synopsis ==
0:30 Joe intones fragments of various Christian prayers and psalms, ending with the portentous declaration "Deus Ex Machina".
4:00 A fellow with an East European accent ([[Tim Jerome]]) recounts
running a church in his home country.  It had all sorts of social
programs, but when it introduced real religion it was converted to a
public bath and mining camp and he was made a janitor in a factory.
5:40: He ran away by jumping onto a truck.  When it came near
a river, he jumped out, swam to a freighter, ended up on a banana boat
to Indonesia.  The ship got lost, ended up in England.  From there he
got work on a dirigible, flew to Indiana.  From there he skateboarded
to Kentucky, spent 3 days riding around on an amusement park train.
Then he rode a motorbike to Salinas, Oklahoma, got a job at a church,
became pastor, but left.  When Joe asked why, he said it was in
litigation, his lawyers told him not to talk about it.
10:00 'The spirit cannot fail' (Bill Nelson)
12:40: Joe tells a nonsense history of how churches were built, that stained glass was invented by spilling wine on glass.
17:00: Then he explains the invention of tools from stones and animal
teeth.
18:40: Joe says that Notre Dame
was built only after Victor Hugo's famous novel set there, then a
bogus account of the building of the cathedral at Chartres.  Then he
launches into an extravagant account of Leopold I of Sardinia building
a massive cathedral at Boganville (sp?) beginning in 1215.  When it
was finally complete, in 1815, it collapsed.
24:30: A woman ([[Tess Steincolk]]) tells about her mother getting mad
at her and her younger sister, telling them she was going to sell them
to the Gypsies.  The mother kept this up long enough that they were in
tears at the gas station, when she told them they were going to visit
their Aunt Margaret, which they did every summer.<ref name=woman>re-used in [[Woman And Bull In Paint Factory]]</ref>
31:50 'The spirit cannot fail' (Bill Nelson)
33:30: A guy ([[Eric Sears]], uncredited?) recounts his bad behavior when he was young: mooching off
his friends, stealing from them, driving over a bag lady, stabbing a
guy in a restaurant so he could use the pay phone first, setting 3 or
4 nurses on fire.  Then he wandered into a church, was uplifted,
wanted to build one.
38:30: Hymn 'Let Heavenly Music Fill This Place'
40:30: Joe explains the use of candles as an outgrowth of earlier tribes worshipping fire.
41:30: Joe describes the use of bells on ships and in churches.
44:50: A guy explains that the burning of
[[Wikipedia:Giordano_Bruno|Giordano Bruno]]
was a cooking accident.  Then he goes on to say that the apostles fell
into the water when they tried to follow Jesus, and gives a nonsense
discourse on the Enlightenment, Moses and the 10 commandments, the
conversion of churches into secular buildings and other things
(sunglasses, Tupperware, Tiffany lamps...)
50:50: Hymn 'The Eyes Of All Wait Upon Thee'
53:40: Joe recapitulates the introduction in humbler tone.
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A minister is imprisoned, escapes using every imaginable transportation.  Sounds of construction.  The history of church building, windows, clock bells and time-keeping on ships by counting slowly, the history of tools, screws v/s nails, Notre Dam was built based on Hugo's description in NDDP.  The cathedral of Chartres was originally a tiny church. A cathedral was built by slaves collapsed 600 years later and plunges the land into chaos. A woman talks about her mother pretending to sell her to gypsies. "This spirit cannot fail you" preacher. Mutilating oneself in church. Becoming the leader of a sect, an orgy in a tent, instructions for making offerings.  The nature of love.  A man takes advantage of everyone, kills people, experiences a conversion. Sounds of church building.  The recycling of churches as secular buildings and consumer goods.
A minister is imprisoned, escapes using every imaginable transportation.  Sounds of construction.  The history of church building, windows, clock bells and time-keeping on ships by counting slowly, the history of tools, screws v/s nails, Notre Dam was built based on Hugo's description in NDDP.  The cathedral of Chartres was originally a tiny church. A cathedral was built by slaves collapsed 600 years later and plunges the land into chaos. A woman talks about her mother pretending to sell her to gypsies. "This spirit cannot fail you" preacher. Mutilating oneself in church. Becoming the leader of a sect, an orgy in a tent, instructions for making offerings.  The nature of love.  A man takes advantage of everyone, kills people, experiences a conversion. Sounds of church building.  The recycling of churches as secular buildings and consumer goods.
 
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== Music ==  
== Music ==  
{{Body Of Light (Bill Nelson)}} [Intro]
{{Body Of Light (Bill Nelson)}} [Intro]
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