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''Oh Midnight Special, I ride the rods a hobo, not homeless...'' | |||
== | '''Road To Hell''' is a program Joe Frank produced as part of the series [[Work In Progress]]. It was originally broadcast in [[:Category:1989|1989]]. | ||
== Synopsis == | |||
Train sounds. | |||
0:50: A paean to the hobo, the first few seconds of Country Joe | |||
McDonald's 'Hold On It's Coming' repeating in the background - 'Oh | |||
midnight special, I ride the rods a hobo...' | |||
7:30: 'I jump off the train in Wildermere.(sp?)' Joe describes the | |||
small town where he jumps off the train. | |||
10:00: Joe describes a scene in a ski lodge. He inscribes an | |||
attractive woman's cast, 'Regret not the momentary impulse.' | |||
11:50: He describes how he likes to sleep in a cold room. A woman | |||
comes in. He speculates about what she's wearing. He compares the | |||
shape of her body to the architecture of our nation's governance, | |||
including the 'Articles of Confabulation' and other parody documents. | |||
15:00: He recommends things to do, including replacing that broken | |||
pane of glass... and flossing. | |||
18:00: Christmas in New York, 'Carolers standing beneath the street | |||
lamp', the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center, midnight mass at St | |||
Pat's... | |||
22:10: Joe describes a New Year's Eve party, which gets wild. | |||
Miracles happen. Someone smothers to death underneath the jackets | |||
thrown on the bed. | |||
28:50: A class, run by a fellow named Rottweiler. Joe gets so bored | |||
he carves his initials in the shoulder blades of the person sitting in | |||
front of him. The class turns out to be a meeting of people who | |||
perpetrate disruptive acts upon the public: subliminal messages in | |||
movies, on blimps, banners, 'radical wandering yodelers', | |||
hallucinogens in room fresheners, napalm in fire extinguishers, | |||
shaving creams that cause hair to grow uncontrollably, powerful | |||
emetics, diuretics, and laxatives in coffee-cart coffee, | |||
paranoia-inducing substances in public-toilet paper dispensers. Joe | |||
describes how people react to these, especially the hallucinogens. | |||
39:50: Joe unwinds a long list: 'lite beer, lite cheese, lite meat, | |||
lite baked goods... a bank of television monitors enabling you to see | |||
who is approaching along the driveway... the seaplane that takes you | |||
to Southampton... the ex-Vietnam veteran karate-expert chauffeur who | |||
lives in the apartment above the garage... cigar-smoking, | |||
brandy-quaffing men in the library discuss the humor of high finance | |||
around a great crackling blaze in the Southern California | |||
night... henless eggs, decaffeinated cocaine' | |||
47:30 Joe tells us how much he likes the life he's leading, | |||
repeatedly, for about a minute. | |||
49:40: Joe describes an enormous mall that sells everything. It has | |||
apartments beneath it, in which one can experience foreign | |||
environments, including contracting malaria and parasitic infestations | |||
from the Brazilian rainforest. | |||
== | <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:95%; overflow:auto;"> | ||
<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Legacy Synopsis</div> | |||
= | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
<li>Train sounds; a poetic celebration of the hobo. | |||
<li>A ski lodge, writing "regret not the momentary impulse" on a cast. | |||
<li>Founding fathers, the Articles of Confabulation and the bill of human bondage. | |||
<li>General Deities Incorporated. Christmas in New York. | |||
<li>Throwing a New Year's Eve party - a guest suffocated beneath coats. | |||
<li>Revolutionary political group promulgates messages and performs actions. | |||
<li>Conventional life disrupted by sabotage - fire extinguishers filled with napalm; shaving cream replaced with hair growth substance; emetics, diuretics, and laxatives added to office coffee | |||
<li>List of everyday items: lite beer, lite cheese, lite meat, lite baked goods... | |||
<li>List of security services: a bank of television monitors enabling you to observe who is approaching along the driveway... | |||
<li>List of upper class amenities: the Alpine ski lodge in wintertime Palm Desert Club timeshares... | |||
<li>List of beverages: ... noca-cola, joka-cola, bloka-cola, smoka-cola, croka-cola, loca-cola, broka-cola. | |||
<li>Joe hums and raps "it's the sweet life I'm leading" to music. | |||
<li>The triumph of the suburban mall. | |||
</div></div> | |||
== Music == | |||
{{Music-Stub}} | |||
{{Hold On, It's Coming No.1 (Country Joe McDonald)}} [0:26] {{Unidentified|id=need to identify the drone at ~7.5m and later / need to identify the overlaid music at ~39m}} | |||
{{New York/Brazil (Lee Ritenour)}} [18:28] | |||
== | == Additional credits == | ||
The original broadcast credits state: "Performed by Joe Frank, and created in collaboration with [[David Rapkin]]. Recorded and mixed by Jeff Sykes." | |||
[[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] | [[Category:Absurd_Monologue]] | ||
[[Category:Absurd Lists]] | |||
[[Category:David Rapkin]] | |||
[[Category:1989]] | |||
[[Category:Work In Progress]] | |||
[[Category:Unknown_air_date]] | |||
[[Category:Show]] | |||
[[Category:Show_by_date|19890003]] {{Airdate|airdate=1989}} | |||
{{Series|series=Work In Progress}}{{Cast|cast=Joe Frank}} |
Latest revision as of 17:24, 31 October 2024
Series | |
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Work In Progress | |
Original Broadcast Date | |
1989 | |
Cast | |
Joe Frank | |
Format | |
Absurd Monologue, 58 minutes | |
Preceded by: | The More I Know You |
Followed by: | Nausea |
Purchase |
Oh Midnight Special, I ride the rods a hobo, not homeless...
Road To Hell is a program Joe Frank produced as part of the series Work In Progress. It was originally broadcast in 1989.
Synopsis
Train sounds.
0:50: A paean to the hobo, the first few seconds of Country Joe McDonald's 'Hold On It's Coming' repeating in the background - 'Oh midnight special, I ride the rods a hobo...'
7:30: 'I jump off the train in Wildermere.(sp?)' Joe describes the small town where he jumps off the train.
10:00: Joe describes a scene in a ski lodge. He inscribes an attractive woman's cast, 'Regret not the momentary impulse.'
11:50: He describes how he likes to sleep in a cold room. A woman comes in. He speculates about what she's wearing. He compares the shape of her body to the architecture of our nation's governance, including the 'Articles of Confabulation' and other parody documents.
15:00: He recommends things to do, including replacing that broken pane of glass... and flossing.
18:00: Christmas in New York, 'Carolers standing beneath the street lamp', the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center, midnight mass at St Pat's...
22:10: Joe describes a New Year's Eve party, which gets wild. Miracles happen. Someone smothers to death underneath the jackets thrown on the bed.
28:50: A class, run by a fellow named Rottweiler. Joe gets so bored he carves his initials in the shoulder blades of the person sitting in front of him. The class turns out to be a meeting of people who perpetrate disruptive acts upon the public: subliminal messages in movies, on blimps, banners, 'radical wandering yodelers', hallucinogens in room fresheners, napalm in fire extinguishers, shaving creams that cause hair to grow uncontrollably, powerful emetics, diuretics, and laxatives in coffee-cart coffee, paranoia-inducing substances in public-toilet paper dispensers. Joe describes how people react to these, especially the hallucinogens.
39:50: Joe unwinds a long list: 'lite beer, lite cheese, lite meat, lite baked goods... a bank of television monitors enabling you to see who is approaching along the driveway... the seaplane that takes you to Southampton... the ex-Vietnam veteran karate-expert chauffeur who lives in the apartment above the garage... cigar-smoking, brandy-quaffing men in the library discuss the humor of high finance around a great crackling blaze in the Southern California night... henless eggs, decaffeinated cocaine'
47:30 Joe tells us how much he likes the life he's leading, repeatedly, for about a minute.
49:40: Joe describes an enormous mall that sells everything. It has apartments beneath it, in which one can experience foreign environments, including contracting malaria and parasitic infestations from the Brazilian rainforest.
Music
This is an incomplete record of the music in this program. If you can add more information, please do.
- "Hold On, It's Coming No.1" - Country Joe McDonald (from Hold On It's Coming, 1971) | YouTube [0:26]
- "New York/Brazil" - Lee Ritenour (from Festival, 1988) | YouTube [18:28]
Additional credits
The original broadcast credits state: "Performed by Joe Frank, and created in collaboration with David Rapkin. Recorded and mixed by Jeff Sykes."