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|data8 = 57 minutes | |data8 = [[:Category:Serious Monologue|Serious Monologue]], [[:Category:Absurd Monologue|Absurd Monologue]], 57 minutes | ||
|data4 = November 6, [[2004]] | |data4 = November 6, [[:Category:2004|2004]] | ||
|title = Duplicity [https://www.joefrank.com/streaming/shows/?jfsearch=Duplicity] | |title = Duplicity [https://www.joefrank.com/streaming/shows/?jfsearch=Duplicity] | ||
|data6 = Joe Frank | |data6 = Joe Frank | ||
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''Reisling meets a woman at a party.'' | ''Reisling meets a woman at a party.'' | ||
'''Duplicity''' is a program Joe Frank produced as part of the series [[Online]]. It was originally | '''Duplicity''' is a program Joe Frank produced as part of the series [[Online]]. It was originally presented at joefrank.com on November 6, [[:Category:2004|2004]]. | ||
== Synopsis == | |||
Riesling meets a beautiful woman at a party. He goes home with her. | |||
He fails to 'perform' in bed, is discouraged. | |||
7:10: Riesling remembers the one successful love affair he had: 'hours | |||
of frantic, lubricious lovemaking until both of them, physically | |||
spent, would fall into a deep, profound, comatose sleep, sometimes | |||
waking days later. Always a bottle of Dom Perignon, an ashtray full | |||
of gold-tipped Russian cigarettes, mink underwear, paper slippers, | |||
feathered masks, and steamy, luxurious, two-hour-long showers when | |||
he'd wash her hair with peppermint soap and she'd give him a rectal | |||
infusion of chamomile tea, slightly sweetened.' | |||
9:10: They go skating at the rink near Rockefeller Center at Christmas | |||
time, get injured in a catastrophic fall. In the ambulance on the way | |||
to the hospital, it crashes with a bus.<ref>The ambulance in [[Love Is]] | |||
crashed too.</ref> She's transported to heaven. Distraught, | |||
Riesling 'sails' around the world in a rowboat.<ref>This isn't sailing, | |||
of course. People have rowed around the world.</ref> | |||
14:30: 'Every time I see you, I can feel the hair on the back of my | |||
arms rise up like a great forest of black rubber penises. Let me | |||
nuzzle your naked breast, that little bald mountain, like a baboon's | |||
ass. Yes, eyes swollen shut by insect bites, let us walk hand in hand | |||
in the park where the students sit at the University of Outhouse.' | |||
15:10: John Clayman, eating Froot Loops for breakfast, sees a picture | |||
of himself, aged 8, on the milk box, a lost child. He looks at | |||
himself, sees that he appears to be a child, wonders why he remembers | |||
all the life he's had since then: college, grad school, national | |||
guard, marriage, divorce, professor of physics at a community college | |||
in upstate New York, living with the disabled dean, making love to the | |||
dean's wife while the dean watches. He wakes from a dream about being | |||
an energy-being to find he's in the health club, on a treadmill. He | |||
ponders the nature of time. He realizes he's to old to bed his | |||
students any more. Disappointed with his life, he ditches his home | |||
and job, takes the next train out of town. | |||
25:00: 'Wherever I go, I'm always there. I buy a single ticket to the | |||
movies, and who's sitting in my seat? Me. And as much as I would | |||
like, I can't send myself away in a fury, and there's no closet I can | |||
hide in without me being there in the first place. I've been berated | |||
and rebuked and denounced and humiliated by me, and I've been | |||
excoriated and insulted and harangued and beaten down and even lied to | |||
by myself. I've probably told myself more lies than I've told | |||
anyone.' | |||
25:50: Clayman thinks about his kinship with the train's other | |||
passengers. | |||
28:10: 'We thank thee, O Lord, our God, King of the Universe, who | |||
brought us out of Egypt and into Auschwitz. We thank thee for lice | |||
and pestilence, for cancer and other wasting diseases, for famine and | |||
genocide. We thank thee, O Lord, for those who lose control over | |||
their bladders and bowels, and for those who are crushed by the weight | |||
of depression. O Lord, our God, King of the Universe, let your heart | |||
and your arteries not be hardened against us, and let your heart not | |||
attack us. Last night I found myself genuflecting before a huge neon | |||
sign with rooms available for the night. I peered from the tent flap, | |||
beheld the desert, and on my hands and knees began to feel the | |||
pounding grains of sand.' | |||
29:30: McKenzie, a 75-year-old veteran of WW2, attends a | |||
reconstruction of the battle of Okinawa by one of his comrades at the | |||
[http://www.vfw.org VFW]. After he finishes, he denounces McKenzie as | |||
a cowardly shirker who played dead on the beach during the fighting. | |||
The VFW kicks him out. He goes home to find his wife has left and | |||
taken everything with her except his clothes. The next day he finds | |||
his bank account empty and his house foreclosed upon. He goes out to | |||
the highway, sticks out his thumb; a tractor-trailer, trying to stop | |||
for him, jack-knifes and runs him over. | |||
36:40: 'A priest, a rabbi, and a hyena are riding on a train.' and | |||
have a ridiculous conversation.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_LaFarge_Jr. John LaFarge] | |||
was a prominent Jesuit priest in New York City contemporary with LaGuardia.</ref><ref>There was a | |||
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette_Theatre_(Harlem) Lafayette Theatre in Harlem]</ref> | |||
== Synopsis = | 39:20: 2 Girl Scouts enter the train car of the priest, rabbi, and | ||
hyena. They're on their way to Duplicity to attend a convocation of | |||
Girl Scouts about 'Madame Bovary'. | |||
40:50: A sufi enters their train car, whirls like a dervish, says, | |||
'Golf in the kingdom, ampoule of pure light, children find cadaver, | |||
harlequin at mass, Eucharist on roller skate, flames engulf the | |||
chameleon, life of rapture death, in the dark, accidental pilgrim goes | |||
from cave painting to Ohio, from suspension bridge to martyrdom, from | |||
test tube to the unreflecting famous, an object lesson to the doubtful | |||
guest, amnesia recalls the preacher's boy, and flesh is untranslatable | |||
into English.' | |||
43:00: 'If we assume that God is all-knowing and all-powerful, then is | |||
it not absurd to pray?' Joe questions the value of prayer. | |||
45:00: A wealthy man panhandles on the street near his apartment, | |||
denounces the people who won't help him. At home that night he | |||
threatens a young woman who had an affair with his father, got him to | |||
sign a codicil to his will when he was near death that left her a | |||
large estate, with a suit. | |||
54:40: 'What sort of examination could turn up so many negative | |||
findings? It's as though a semi-retired professional warlock were | |||
giving an opinion. I was on a train, passing through a bombed-out | |||
village. I could see doors torn from buildings, not a window left | |||
unbroken, with gaping holes in the walls, revealing rooms with unmade | |||
beds, toilets flung down into the street, where I could see the | |||
rotting carcasses of overturned, burnt-out automobiles and geysers of | |||
steam issuing from underground pipes, where, every so often, an | |||
explosion would send a manhole cover flipping like a coin into the | |||
air, to come clanging down onto the pavement. And everywhere, the | |||
remains of bloated, dead bodies. And yet, I was sitting very | |||
comfortably in a first-class compartment on the train, gazing out the | |||
window, a glass of brandy, sweetened peanuts, and a plate of caviar | |||
and cheese on a tray before me, when my cell phone rang. And I | |||
flipped it open and heard a woman's voice. "Please, you're the only | |||
one left, the only one who can help." And I said, "Who is this?" And | |||
she said, "This is no time for games, for foolishness. You know | |||
exactly who this is. I'm waiting on the platform at Mapleton. I'll | |||
be wearing a yellow cardigan, a plaid skirt, rubber sandals, and a | |||
swastika armband." I put the phone back in my breast pocket and could | |||
still hear her voice, tinny and muffled.' | |||
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%; overflow:auto;"> | |||
<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Legacy Synopsis</div> | |||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | |||
- Riesling: | |||
*Riesling accompanies the woman to her place, and they end up in her bed. | *Riesling accompanies the woman to her place, and they end up in her bed. | ||
*He finds himself unable to perform sexually. Metaphors about a bad day at Kennedy Space Center, the rocket deflating. | *He finds himself unable to perform sexually. Metaphors about a bad day at Kennedy Space Center, the rocket deflating. | ||
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**The wedding is cancelled. Despondent, he travels around the world in a rowboat, with an absurd collection of items. | **The wedding is cancelled. Despondent, he travels around the world in a rowboat, with an absurd collection of items. | ||
- Professor Clayman: | |||
*Professor John Clayman is surprised to see himself pictured as a missing child on a milk carton. Suddenly he is eight again and wonders what is happening. | *Professor John Clayman is surprised to see himself pictured as a missing child on a milk carton. Suddenly he is eight again and wonders what is happening. | ||
**Is he eight, or is he a University Professor living in the home of the Dean, who insists on being allowed to watch as Clayman makes love to his wife? | **Is he eight, or is he a University Professor living in the home of the Dean, who insists on being allowed to watch as Clayman makes love to his wife? | ||
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*Clayman considers his life and flees on the next train. | *Clayman considers his life and flees on the next train. | ||
-McKenzie: | |||
*McKenzie is a 70 year old veteran and frequently hangs out at the local [http://www.vfw.org VFW] hall. | *McKenzie is a 70 year old veteran and frequently hangs out at the local [http://www.vfw.org VFW] hall. | ||
*Price served with him and appears one day to reenact a battle they served in together. | *Price served with him and appears one day to reenact a battle they served in together. | ||
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*He tries to hitch a ride and is killed by a semi which loses control trying to pick him up. | *He tries to hitch a ride and is killed by a semi which loses control trying to pick him up. | ||
- The Priest, The Rabbi and the Hyena: | |||
*This section begins as though it is a joke, but turns into a story in which the three travel on a train with some Girl Scouts to a place called Duplicity. | *This section begins as though it is a joke, but turns into a story in which the three travel on a train with some Girl Scouts to a place called Duplicity. | ||
*The absurdity of prayer, the foolishness of faith. | *The absurdity of prayer, the foolishness of faith. | ||
- The Panhandler: | |||
*A panhandler at a traffic light rants and raves at motorists, who try to ignore him. | *A panhandler at a traffic light rants and raves at motorists, who try to ignore him. | ||
*Eventually he returns to his luxurious home for a cigar and a snifter of cognac. | *Eventually he returns to his luxurious home for a cigar and a snifter of cognac. | ||
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*A final brief story: touring a wrecked city on a train. | *A final brief story: touring a wrecked city on a train. | ||
</div></div> | |||
== Music == | == Music == | ||
{{ | {{Romantic Love (DJ Cam)}} [Intro] | ||
{{Alone in Kyoto (Air)}} [9:04] | |||
{{8 Ball (Underworld)}} [25:40] | |||
{{ | {{Epominomous, Where Are You? (Mike Richmond)}} [29:04] | ||
== Footnotes == | |||
[[Category: Serious Monologue]] | [[Category: Serious Monologue]] | ||
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[[Category:Show]] | [[Category:Show]] | ||
[[Category:Online]] [[Category:Show_by_date|20041106]] {{Airdate|airdate=2004-11-06}} | [[Category:Online]] [[Category:Show_by_date|20041106]] {{Airdate|airdate=2004-11-06}} | ||
{{Series|series=Online}}{{Cast|cast=Joe Frank}} |